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dontkillchic:

aluminumapples:

dontkillchic:

holyjazspers:

dontkillchic:

DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT

wait what does fanny mean in england

VAGINA

in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.

hands over ownership of this post 2 u

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

patrick-stumps:

"You need at least 8 hours of sleep per night to function proper-"image

fartgallery:

one of my best skills is being able to tell which download button is the actual download button

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend